VOTE BUSH
IN 2004!
You should vote for George
W. Bush in 2004 if . . .
. . . you think global warming isn't really happening and that doing anything about it is a waste of time.
. . . you think the terrorist threat
to America is so serious that our traditional ideas of civil liberties need to
be scrapped ASAP.
. . . you want government to do what it can to further enrich the top 2 percent of the population.
. . . you think America is
strong enough that it can do without its traditional allies.
. . . you think responsible
leaders sometimes must lie to the public in order to push through policies that
will be for the greater good.
. . . you are proud of the fact that America has just 5 percent of the world's population but is rich enough to burn 25 percent of the world's oil every year.
. . . you believe that men
who've never been in a jet cockpit can maneuver passenger jets with pinpoint
accuracy.
. . . you think the question
as to why there was no air response to the hijackings of 9-11 is an unimportant
one that would only be asked by unpatriotic Americans.
. . . you believe that America
has far too much protected wilderness and it's time we started using some of it
to jumpstart our economy.
. . . you think education is a
fifth-rate priority.
. . . you think the problem
with public schools is that the teachers don't teach religion.
. . . you think The Kyoto
Protocol is the title of a Tom Clancy novel.
. . . you think the ACLU is a communist
organization that doesn't understand what made this country great.
. . . you believe progress in
the world is seeing every other country become more and more like the U.S., and
you are confident all other countries will come around to this view in the long
run.
. . . you know that all
nationalized medical systems are corrupt and ineffective and that our medical
system is the best in the world.
. . . you think everyone who
enters the U.S. should be fingerprinted and photographed.
. . . you believe that Thomas
Jefferson, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin were all fundamentalist
Christians.
. . . you are willing to have
your medical records, purchasing records, university records, library records,
web usage and email stored on huge databases for government employees to search
for clues as to who is a threat to national security.
. . . your IQ is ten points
less than half your age times two.
Email: inthemargins03@hotmail.com
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