"Three cheers to Wanker
and the other framers of this new Declaration of Independence! We Americans are sick of submitting to
the small-minded and carping limitations that liberals and Europeans seek to impose
on us. . . . Stand up and show
your pride! Support this movement
for a New U.S. Declaration of Independence!"
Richard
Perleman
Executive
Editor
The
Disassociated Press
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Re: The New
U.S Declaration of Independence
When
Americans celebrate their independence this July 4th it will be 228 years since
the Declaration of Independence was signed. Much has changed in the course of these two centuries. Once a ragtag collection of rebellious
colonies, America is now a Power to be reckoned with: a military and economic
power unlike any the world has ever known.
In order to
reflect these new political realities, as well as to celebrate the
accomplishments of our current president George W. Bush, a number of prominent Americans
have decided it's time to draft a new U.S. Declaration of Independence. These Americans believe our new
superpower status demands new thinking.
Taking the
lead from the Bush Administration's unique policy decisions, we have
thoughtfully considered various new aspects of American independence. We have drafted a special document to
express our thinking on what independence means in the new political order
implied by President Bush's policies.
What's more, we have specially prepared this document for the upcoming
Independence Day celebrations.
We are
sending it to you, as an American citizen, for your approval. Read it, pass it on, and add your
signature or comments.
To post a
signature or comment to the text of the New Declaration, send us an email reply
at:
Read the New
U.S. Declaration of Independence at:
http://www.necessaryprose.com/declaration.htm
We are
waiting for your patriotic response to this plea.
Sincerely,
Myron Wanker
Committee for
American Independence
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Update, September
20, 2004:
The following
letter regards the regrettable text that can be found at:
http://www.bushpresident2004.com/declaration-from-bush.htm
Dear
bushpresident2004.com:
I am writing
you about the mock Declaration of Independence you have published on your web page. Aside from being a flimsy and
unpatriotic bit of liberal toilet paper, it is painfully obvious that this
document is but a belated satirical response to the honest work that we on the
Committee for American Independence have done to re-establish American liberty
in a new Declaration.
I challenge
you and your lefty cohorts to address Historical Necessity as it is embodied in
the new American Republic rising up under the leadership of George W.
Bush. Stop with your ironical
half-truths and at least be responsible enough to engage in an honest
debate.
I challenge
you to address point by point the obvious natural truths being revealed in our
time as they are put forth in the original New United States Declaration of
Independence. What I mean is--why
not face us head-on? Why not take
up our work critically and directly rather than put forth a spurious imitation,
as you and your colleagues have done?
The current
New United States Declaration of Independence is published online at:
http://www.necessaryprose.com/declaration.htm
I expect, as
is usual with you types, that I won't be hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Eric Mader
Asst. to
Myron Wanker
Committee
for American Independence
Email: inthemargins03@hotmail.com
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