I want to live my next life backwards.

     You start out dead and get that out of the way.  Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day until you finally get kicked out for being too healthy.

     You then collect your pension and when you start working, you get a gold watch on your first day.

     You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

     You drink alcohol, you party and are generally promiscuous as you get ready for high school.

     You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then . . .

     You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, your room gets bigger every day and then you finish off as an orgasm.






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