The Disassociated Press:
Better News than You Deserve
President-Elect Barack Obama and
daughter Sasha greet the
crowd at Grant Park, Chicago, November
4th, 2008
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Introductory Comments:
Anti-Americanism
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2008--Special
Defeat Sarah Palin Issue:
"Time to clean up this place."
Last
Adios from our Supreme Commander in Chief
The
Gorilla in the Pulpit: Why the GOP needs to rethink its narrow religious
affiliations
Obama to Offer Posts to Fox Journalists (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Palin
un-American?: Why Dominionists must be Kept from Power
DO IT FOR SARAH: Vote Obama on Tuesday
Obama
Stuck Gum under Desks: McCain (A Disassociated Press Report)
Truck
and Twig Both on Staff! (A Disassociated Press Report)
Who
is Barack Obama? My Debate with T-----
McCain
Whips own "You Know What" in Last Debate (A Disassociated Press
Report)
When Sarah Met Henry (A Disassociated Press Exclusive)
What
if the voting age were 6?
Educated
Residents Ordered to Evacuate before Palin Speech (A Disassociated Press
Report)
McCain Challenges Obama to "Jaw
Strength" Contest (A Disassociated Press Report)
White House Aide Leaks Transcript of
Bush Holiday Call (A Disassociated Press Report)
2007 Issue:
Al Qaeda Stalks Apple for Jihadist Market Share
(A Disassociated Press Report)
Hypocrisy Heats up G.O.P. Sex Lives (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Fool Me Once: Why Americans Shouldn't
Get Lured into War with Iran
The Truth about "Marzipan
Babies"
Bush to Fall off Wagon (A Disassociated Press
Report)
Terror Panic Spreads through Heartland
(A Disassociated Press Report)
Clarity a Goal in New Iraq Stragetgy: Bush (A
Disassociated Press Report)
2006 Issue:
Gen. William Caldwell: Iraq is a "work of
art in progress"
O.J. Book Deal to be Taken Over by Cheney
and Halliburton (A Disassociated Press Report)
Rhetoric to Stay Upbeat: Bush to Supporters
U.S. Missiles Strike Canary Islands (A
Disassociated Press Report)
UN General Assembly Cleared on
Terrorism Fears (A Disassociated Press Report)
Cheney: Iraq retreat would be "more
ruinous" (A Disassociated Press Report)
2006 State of the Union Address (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Cheney Shooting Justified: Attorney
General Gonzales (A Disassociated Press Report)
Bush Apologizes for Airstrike Deaths,
Explains Policy (A Disassociated Press Report)
Bush and Cheney: How Much Power Should
they Have?
The Soundbites that Got Us There: An
Iraq War Catechism
2005 Issue:
If eating
crow's your only way
It's best
to eat it hot today
For if you
try to shun your fate
A second
crow lands on your plate
A Ditty in Response to
our
President's Speeches
of
November, 2005 --E.M.
Americans Should Push for Impeachment
The Latest Un-American Activity
Sorry for being so Irresponsible
The New Air Strike Plan (A Disassociated
Press Editorial)
Shame on George W. Bush: the Push to
Justify American Use of Nuclear Weapons
A Telling Indifference: On the Downing
Street Memo
Adolf Hitler on Church, State and
Family Values
Army to Employ Special Koran Protective Packs (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Priory of Sion Added to Terrorist List (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Reasons Not to Assassinate Pat Robertson (A
Disassociated Press Editorial)
Bush Blames Hurricane on "Red Niûo,"
Proposes Storm Wars Initiative (A Disassociated Press Report)
If the Bush Administration made movie trailers
. . .
Brother-Sister Team to Head Shia-Sunni Peace
Initiative (A Disassociated Press Report)
2004 Issue:
If Bin Laden Could Vote: Why Al Qaeda
Wants Bush for President
The
Base: If Muslims ruled the world. . .
Correspondence: If Muslims ruled the US. . .
Ben Laden, not Bin Laden (A Disassociated
Press Report)
Powell Says Bush Should be First Man on
Mars (A Disassociated Press Report)
Bush Says Era of Terror Unfinished (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Myron Wanker and the Committee for
American Independence
The New U.S. Declaration of Independence
If Jesus had been a Bush Republican
Making the Grade in Naples, Florida (a short
story)
White House Defends use of F-Word (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Republicans Should Explain their Stance on
Torture
Bush Sells Plan for Iraq, Cites Bird Omens (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Honesty the Best Policy (A Disassociated
Press Report)
Bush Declares U.S. New Target in War on Terror
(A Disassociated Press Report)
Muslim Terror Group Praises 9/11
Commemorative Stamp (A Disassociated Press Report)
AMERICAN STANDARDS: "If you want to get
ahead, you have to learn to speak English as good as we do"
The John Edwards Genetic Conspiracy
Our New Fire Department: Letter to a
Right-Wing Flake
Bin Laden in Massachusetts, says FBI (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Hubris and the End of the Bush Era
November 3, 2004: Election Victory
Congratulations
Neoconservative Petro-Math: Lesson 1
The American Political Unconscious?
Colin Powell Resigns: "Let the
Party Begin" (A Disassociated Press Report)
2003 Issue:
Notes from an American Patriot
On Thinking in Black and White
Three Saddams Down, Two to Go (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Standard New-Republican Editorial
Re: the next presidential election
Al Qaeda Leader Considers Acting Career (A
Disassociated Press Report)
Jim Morrison Captured in Iraq (A
Disassociated Press Report)
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